good luck believing every word that's said

Let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.

I can’t decide which of Chris Evans’ boobs I want to bite first.

I hate growing up. I just want to be at home, pretending my Barbies are on safari in the front yard and then running inside to get my rolled-up cold-cuts snack.

—Danielle, on adulthood

WHY DON’T I HAVE HORNS?